An unfortunate convent cooking accident causes most of the order of the Little Sisters of Hoboken to die of botulism. Before all of the deceased sisters can be buried, Rev. Mother buys a plasma TV for the convent, resulting in them not having enough money to bury 4 of the dead sisters. In order to raise money to bury the sisters, the remaining Little Sisters of Hoboken are joined by the Brothers of Hoboken and the staff and students of Mt. St. Helens Catholic Academy to put on a revue packed with hilarious, show-stopping song and dance numbers.